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And this is awesome; you should be proud of it. Although I'm sensing that the ring is some sort of LOTR thing, and the golden ticket can only include a Wonka joke... (those were the two that didn't work).
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HARRY: OMG Snape and Karkaroff in the closet together? This is worse than Hagrid and Madame Maxime.
SNAPE: Come into the closet, little boy.
HARRY: When does the scar tissue over my memories form? When?
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"The Terminator cannot be reasoned with, can't be bargained with, and cannot be stopped. Unless of course he hits a chair, and since he can't path around it, we have him just start shooting."
-- Todd Howard
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Kill his acorns and make him watch!
I see Star Trek, Star Wars, My Little Pony, Rocky Horror, Indiana Jones, the Golden Ticket is probably Wonka,...but the ring...maybe Lord of the Rings? And the wizard hat I do not know. 0_o;;
I think my favorite is the Rocky Horror Snape. *fulfilling sigh*
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SERPENT RAYS IN PRISM TAIL RAINBOWS ESCAPE
Indiana Jones, Star Trek, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Star Wars, My Little Pony
Golden Tiket and ring doesn't work but it's for Willie Wonka and LOTR
anyway, I love it
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Bum tralalala jestem Zajac Poziomka
Very nice work - I had fun
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Before you fly you have to learn to crawl,
You can't see Heaven when you're standing tall.
To get the whole sky on the ground you have to lie.
- TMBG, "Thunderbird"
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私は ROOX である。*^^*
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